Archives: 'Noodles'

Las Vegas, Day One: The Lotus and the Lever

Wednesday 16 April 2008

I’ve been told that carpeting patterns in casinos are meant to be disorienting. Not only do the elaborately hideous murals lining the floors of Las Vegas make it harder to notice the stains of drinks tipped past, they guide the attention of casino guests away from any kind of aesthetic ruminations and straight to the […]

Kool-Aid Pickles and the Final Frontier

Monday 4 February 2008

As we once were approaching the door of Los Reyes for our Thursday night tortas, I mentioned to the man I know best as El Ultimo that I’d been having chest pains since morning.
“You think it might be my heart?” I asked.
Without a second’s thought, he shot me a glare of skepticism bordering shock and […]